Are you looking for funny Christmas greetings for your friends and family? We’ve gathered the best wishes and quotes to ensure they feel truly cherished.
To make your search easier, we categorized our Christmas wishes into:
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Funny Christmas Wishes For Husband or Boyfriend
Bring some humor to the holiday season with these funny Christmas wishes for your boyfriend or husband!
- Merry Christmas! I’ve hidden your present where you’ll never find it – right where you left your keys.
- Merry Christmas, love! Just remember, I’ll always be here to remind you how to wrap gifts the right way.
- Wishing you a Christmas that’s as warm and cozy as your side of the bed—where I’ll probably be stealing blankets!
- Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping your holiday spirit is as strong as my hints about what I want this year!
- May your holiday be filled with as much joy as the moment you find out I don’t want to watch any more Christmas movies tonight.
- Merry Christmas, babe! May your patience be as strong as the smell of gingerbread in our kitchen.
- Wishing you a holiday season where all your gifts are perfect—just like your choice in a partner!
- Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping you find all the joy you bring me—plus a few extra hugs to get you through the season.
- May your Christmas be merry, bright, and filled with as much love as I have for your holiday snacking habits!
- Merry Christmas to the man who knows that my love for him is even bigger than my holiday shopping list!
Funny Christmas Wishes For Wife or Girlfriend
Add some humor to the holiday season with these funny Christmas wishes for your wife or girlfriend!
- Merry Christmas to the woman who makes being on the naughty list totally worth it.
- Merry Christmas, love! Here’s to a holiday as sparkly as the decorations you’ve made me put up… and take down!
- Wishing you a Christmas as magical as the 10 holiday movies we’re definitely going to watch together—again!
- Merry Christmas! I promise to keep my holiday shopping organized this year… or at least try to!
- May your holiday season be as joyful as the moment you find out I didn’t buy any last-minute gifts this year!
- Merry Christmas, love! Here’s to a holiday filled with cozy moments… and maybe letting me win one round of gift-wrapping.
- Wishing you a Christmas as warm as the cocoa we’ll share—and as sweet as the cookies I’ll probably eat most of.
- Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be filled with laughter, love, and a partner who totally understands your holiday obsession!
- Here’s to a Christmas so merry and bright, it’ll take you a whole month to take down all the decorations!
- This Christmas, I’m giving you the most precious gift: my undivided attention. (Until the game starts.)
- You’re the best Christmas present, but do you come with a gift receipt?
Funny Christmas Wishes For Colleagues and Bosses
Bring some holiday cheer to the workplace with these funny Christmas wishes for colleagues and bosses!
- Merry Christmas! May your holidays be as long as our Monday meetings.
- Wishing you a festive season filled with as much joy as a ‘meeting cancelled’ notification.
- Merry Christmas! Here’s to hoping Santa upgrades our office coffee machine.
- Merry Christmas! May your holiday season be as unexpectedly delightful as a surprise day off.
- Merry Christmas! May your holiday be as relaxing as our coffee breaks and as festive as our office party snacks!
- Wishing you a holiday season where the only “work” involves dodging awkward holiday photos.
- Merry Christmas! Here’s hoping your time off feels longer than our last Monday meeting.
- May your holiday be merry and bright… and absolutely free of surprise work emails!
- Wishing you a Christmas filled with peace, joy, and just the right amount of “out of office” replies.
- Merry Christmas! May your holiday be as enjoyable as the sight of an empty inbox.
- Here’s to a holiday season filled with as much laughter as those unforgettable Zoom calls!
- Merry Christmas! Wishing you all the fun of an office potluck, without the mystery dishes.
Funny Christmas Wishes For Family
Add a touch of humor to your family Christmas greetings with these funny holiday wishes!
- Merry Christmas! May your holiday be filled with as many laughs as there are calories in our Christmas dinner.
- Here’s to a Christmas where the only thing louder than our laughter is the battle over the TV remote.
- Merry Christmas, family! May our holiday be as fun as our family photos are awkward.
- Wishing you a holiday season filled with as much joy as Dad’s holiday sweater collection.
- Merry Christmas! May our Christmas dinner be drama-free… or at least let it wait until dessert.
- Here’s to a Christmas where no one asks when we’re getting married, having kids, or moving out!
- Wishing you a holiday season as magical as Grandma’s cookie stash—and just as bottomless.
- Merry Christmas! May all your gifts be perfect, and none of them be re-gifted from last year’s haul.
- Here’s to a holiday where the only thing melting down is the hot cocoa!
- Merry Christmas, family! May our holiday be filled with laughter, love, and only slightly embarrassing stories.
Conclusion
And there you have it, folks! Our sack full of the best funny Christmas wishes is sure to jazz up your holiday season. We hope you’ve found the perfect blend of cheeky humor and festive cheer to light up the faces of your loved ones.
Christmas is the season of love and joy. Let your wishes light up the holiday spirit of your loved ones. Have a happy holiday!
Seth is an English-major turned stand-up comedian. When he’s not touring comedy clubs, he loves putting his creativity to use writing puns and card greetings for all occasions (not just funny ones). Many of his punny works can be found in a card store near you.